While going out to grab some beers with with friends a while back, a rare occurrence in that I normally drink at home, I got up and headed to the bathroom. I left my beer on the table. I suppose the above statement concerning the placement of my elixir sounds innocuous and sensible enough. Right?
Apparently not all patrons are of the same ilk. What did I behold? The end result of too many Bud Light commercials. The gentleman in question subscribed the philosophy of AB advertisement; namely someone might take his true American Lager. Therefore, the brewski sojourned to restroom.
First off, let me state, without waffling on the matter… yuck! Secondly, I subscribe to an alternative explanation that better accounts for a Bud Light near the urinal. I think he knew where to refill his beer.
Some thoughts just need to be shared.