A brief moment of indiscretion, with the slip of a tongue, President Obama catapulted a percolating controversy into an international debacle. What was the Gates/Crowley affair suddenly, with an unchecked honest opinion, became the Gates/Crowley/Obama affair and the incident, the arrest of the Harvard professor began to rise in import. When it came out that Obama, whether seriously or flippantly, agreed to set down and have a beer with the two in order to avoid costly lawsuits, the story became a sensation, trumping the health care debate, the Sotomayor hearings, a historical deficit, and wars and rumors of wars.
While I think we as a culture may at times pride controversy over cataclysm, but at the same time, our virtuous history pokes through and we hope for unbridled reconciliation, and what better vehicle for healing, than a good brew. After all, beer is America’s favorite beverage, played pivotal roles in the America’s formative history, and was brewed in at the hands of our first president.
The question now arises: “What frothy varieties will serve as peace-pipe at the Obama residence?” It is not only the craft beer community asking this question. Across the blogosphere political pundits and curious citizens alike are prodding the oval office for clues, demonstrating that we the people are aware that a man’s beer of choice can reveal much about his character.
While unconfirmed, it appears that Crowley, Gates, and Obama have let on as to what they will be drinking. The word on the street is (ABC news):
Obama: Budweiser
Gates: Red Stripe
Crowley: Blue Moon
As these choices are yet unconfirmed, I do hope one of the three read this post before settling on these choices. First of all, while beer is the perfect companion to camaraderie, I do wish that the three could all feast upon the same brew. I think any lover of the malt will agree that sharing the same brew is bonding experience. Second, each of the three suspect brews is foreign. With an imploding economy, a falling dollar, and an unhealthy unemployment rate, I really am convinced that the president needs to throw his weight behind a more patriotic, American owned, choice. The US craft beer industry is, after all, a thing to be beheld and supported, has achieved world class status in a relatively short time, and unlike other industries, held its head above water in tough times.
So, assuming the President, or Gates and Crowley were to read this article, I ask your opinion…what do you think should be served at Obama’s first presidential beer party? Were the voice of this blog to reach the right ears, I know that the writers of this blog would volunteer some of their homebrew!
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Homebrewed Irish Stout… without question.
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I’d send them some beer but it would be bad by the time it went through the whole screening process.
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Thanks for stopping by Brian. We always appreciate a new person leaving a comment and coming back.
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He has to pick Budweiser, there’s really no other choice for a populist. AB is the reigning king of market share in the US, and he can’t pick a light beer, or some people will think he’s a sissy. Just imagine the field day Rush Limbaugh and Fox News would have if his order was a snifter of GI BCS, or a Russian River sour. For most people, Budweiser is as American as baseball and apple pie. Unfortunately, none of those things are actually American.
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@Howard: I agree. Obama could easily be deemed an elitist, as could Crowley or Gates. My politically neutral gut reaction was a simple, Sam Adams’ Boston lager.
Although I’d appreciate a snifter choice!
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Do you think it’s coincidence that Obama requests the plebian choice (i.e. Budweiser), Gates selects Red Stripe from Jamaica, a place known for it’s historically oppressed black population, and Crowley opts for an American white ale!
Hmm
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I agree with Howard and Nate. To the beer non-elite, nothing is more American than Bud no matter who owns it. Still, Sam Adams would have been a good choice.
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That’s easy: LOST NATION PALE ALE
So…
Maybe if we were to consider the whole “beer at the White House” thing from Sgt. Crowley’s point of view?
You never know, he might feel a little put upon, having someone of another ethnic background automatically assuming he liked to drink because he was Irish? Maybe even if he is standing in a bar when he gets the invite?
I mean, especially if he knows in the depths of his very soul and through the personal experience of generations of his ethnic group that there is a history of societal-wide biased belief that the majority of Irishmen abused alcohol?
What if the invite was really only an innocent one – the kind of invite that someone might extend to a working acquaintance or customer while in the course of their job?
But what if then, as Sgt. Crowley has been conditioned to look at such pleasantries as an insult to his heritage and his intelligence, he takes offense at the invitation to “have a beer”?
Are we to then blame him?
Of course not – blame the inviter, not the invitee.
Even if he is just doing his job.
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Willoughby’s Lost Nation isn’t bad…I actually had it at the Toledo Brew Fest.
The initial news reports said Crowley suggested the brew-ha-ha.
Thanks for stopping by, Jackscrow!
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Thanks. Do you guys do Beer Advocate?
Current favs: Bitter End PA, Two Brothers, ILL., and Sunshine Pils, Troags, PA.
LOST NATION PALE ALE
The Beer for people who have Lost Their Nation, NOT Their Taste.
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jackscrow. No we don’t do beer advocate. We’ve got a small corner but it’s uniquely ours. I’m not being critical of their site or anything…they’ve got a lot of good stuff on there. It is educating people about beer, which is our goal too. I’m just reluctant to be one more contributor on a big beer site. Don’t get me wrong, they get a lot of reviews and stuff out there, but I like the tone and voice that we are able to give our site. Besides, I don’t want to drive people there by posting for them. That’s not to say that I would never do anything with them but this site is my first love. That might be more than you were expecting as an answer. Nate will have to tell you what the thinks about it, too. I honestly don’t know what his perspective is on it.
I’ve heard some good stuff about Troags (I think it was especially their bottle are in question). I think my current favs are some stuff that the Bruery, Lost Abbey, and other California stuff. I just moved here, so it’s sort of a phase for me.
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Great post. This news story seemed tailor made for you and your community. I still fancy a Great Lakes Burning River, although the wife keeps buying beers with lemon and fruity stuff in them as a means to bring us together under one frothy allegiance. It’s hard to take issue with such a beautiful gesture toward marital harmony. We do need to use caution before suggesting quasi-political issues could be ironed-out with a single beer choice. A single international beer and one world government would become closer than we want. Let’s vote for stout sovereignty.
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would gates really be happy with anything other than a black lager (or ale) or a brown ale? surely not a belgian white!
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Milking a previous joke…
The Arrogant Bastard line-up should be offered: Arrogant Bastard, Double Bastard, and Arrogant Bastard – Oaked
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NEWS FLASH:
Obama has decided upon Bud Light.
While sad, I can’t say I didn’t see this coming.
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If they’re going for irony, how about Carlings Black Label?
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Nice wit!
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That’s not simply milking the joke…you’re making a milk stout out of the thing!
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Adam,
No hegemony is good hegemony. Unless it’s our site.
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I haven’t had a chance to check in, but just wanted to say thanks for all the comments.
@jackscrow: I actually enjoyed Troegs’ brown ale two weeks ago. It was very sour, so I think I had a tainted batch…but I really enjoyed the flavor.
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A Bud Light?! REALLY?!?!?!
What a stinkin’ shame. And a bad example of supporting “American” breweries. ;^)
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2009/07/29/2009-07-29_president_obama_chooses_budweiser_for_beer_summit_with_sgt_james_crowley_prof_he.html
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A friend, and former brewing buddy, suggests Avery Brewing Company’s “Collaboration Not Litigation Ale.” I guess he sees an opportunity for reconciliation here.
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I love Collaboration Not Litigation: The beer and the concept, that is. I appreciate your buddy’s wit and taste!
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I think Gary might have a good point about the symbolic nature behind some of the brews, which is why your friend make a good suggestion (Big Tex).
There is my lovely wife telling it like it is when it comes to beer. What a gorgeous flower she has blossomed into.
Brian, Of course Black Lagers are German in origin, so he might oppose them too.
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@Andrea (byrd) It is a same! At least Gates had a Sam Adam’s light…
https://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2009/07/30/us/politics/politics-us-obama-race.html
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