As many of you know, the world is becoming more and more conscious of environmental issues. The beer world is no exception, and breweries are scaling back their carbon footprint. Some breweries are even boasting that they have gone all green. I think this practice is imperative if we are going to keep perpetuating the sorts of lives we want to live.
But for every environmentally thoughtful person, there is the skeptical counter-part. It’s baffling to me, but Oil Can Brewery in Houston, Texas, is now boasting that, per volume, they leave the largest carbon footprint of any company in the world. They’ve put measures in place to ensure that this happens. For one, they run everything they possibly can off gasoline and make attempts at inefficient heat transfer and the like.
“We simply aren’t concerned with environmental hazards. We believe it’s a myth and are out to prove a point. In a world full of extreme beers, we are staking our claim as the highest polluting company per volume on the planet. What better beer to prove that than our Pollution Stout,” says Shooter McKoy of Oil Can Brewery. (For more, click here.)
Everything about this brewery is stereotypical Texas from the name of the brewery to the name of the owner. Maybe it’s not so creative after all; in fact, it sounds made up. However, this beer is getting great reviews on Beer Advocate, which has a proclivity toward rating extreme beers very highly. I guess it doesn’t matter what the extreme is or what the cost, this beer is sure to be sought after now.
I’ve heard all about these guys, Mike, and I think it’s disgusting. “Shooter” McKoy has the perfect name, because that dude just loves shooting off his mouth. I can’t believe some of the stuff he says about their pollution stout. Thanks for providing the link.
Seriously though, that guy is a world class d-bag, and he reminds me of another guy, too, but I can’t put my finger on it. Maybe that White Goodman dude?
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You can just see the hubris on the guy’s face. What’s worse is what Beer Advocate has to say about it. Did you look at the ratings? I gave the link for them.
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Hilarious!!
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Thanks!
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Dubya most likely is invested in Oil Can Brewery. As soon as i finish endorsing all these royalty checks that rolled in today from “An Inconvenient Truth,” I’m going to start a new fear mongering documentary that will be sure to wipe that smug blue steel look of McKoy’s face.
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I believe Mr. McKoy opened his brewery in response to East Anglia’s Carbon Credit Lager. Heard about it when I was down in La Grange.
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Nice, Tex. DO you clikck the link to see what this guy is up to?
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Did you click? What’s wrong with me?
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Hovering over the link was sufficient for me.
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I’m a day late to the party. I totally bought it. I’m so gullible. I just figured it must have been some sort of Glenn Beck worshiper that started a brewery…it could happen.
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That’s funny. I think that’s the thing about April Fool’s jokes, they have to have a degree of plausibility. I saw some people post stuff like, live T Rex found on such and such island or out of state beer banned from Maryland. Stupid! I was hoping people might buy it just a bit.
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Don, that isn’t too far of a stretch for Texas.
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Way to go Oil Can Brewery!! Why don’t you stop getting your science information from Marxists. You guys give beer drinking a bad name. Try reading the studies yourself and you will find that there is no evidence at all that CO2 is a pollutant. God bless Texas and Pollution Stout.
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beer_scientist Reply:
May 9th, 2011 at 5:13 pm
Did you see the date? I think that might help you to understand that this is parody.
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beer_scientist Reply:
May 9th, 2011 at 5:17 pm
…And that was a rash reply on your part. Strange that one post on April fools day would cause you to conclude that we give beer drinking a bad name and that we are implicit Marxists.
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My sincere apologies. You got me. I should not drink and surf.
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beer_scientist Reply:
May 9th, 2011 at 7:47 pm
Apology accepted and you are welcome back any time. Cheers to all of us who love a good beer and an occasional joke
–Mike
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Well I’m drinking a fosters lager right now packaged by oil can breweries and it’s really good. Did you know we approached some record highs here in northeast Ohio lately? The previous record highs were in 1938, 1939, and 1940. So what are you all going to blame that on? A big carbon footprint in the 1930′s!!!!! Really?
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Nick,
Please look at the date this post was written. Did you read the commenter before you?
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If Fosters is “Australian for Beer”, what’s Australian for B.S.?
This stuff isn’t made Down Under – it’s made in Fort Worth, Texas. And, that’s quite aways from Australia!
They win the award for “Deceptive Advertising”.
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Jose,
Funny you mention that. The rabbit hole goes even deeper. They are a part of the Heineken portfolio and the rights to their beer are retained under SAB in the US and elsewhere.
Thanks for the comment.
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Oil Can Breweries is not in Houston. I have never seen a ‘Polution Stout’. This is an urban legend.
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