This is our second attempt to do the uncouth: intentionally stereotype, our first attempt was a tad fun. You see, in a past post we discussed stereotypes a bit in a nonjudgmental and humorous attitude. It occurred to those who participated in the discussion that it might be fun to take to higher, beer level, since for the most part, the posts on this blog lean toward the rote information. So occasionally, we will post a picture of an individual(s) and as our readers to do that which are politically-correct-obsessed society detests…stereotype the face(s) associated with the post. What do they drink? Why do they drink it? Where do they drink it? Where do they buy their clothes?…the sky is the limit. Just try to be nice. We here at Thank Heaven For Beer don’t mean to offend…in fact, eventually our own mugshots will be the face to be stereotyped. We applaud diversity (as long is it walks, talks, looks, and smells like us) just as we do sarcastic humor.
With out further ado…stereotype this guy:
I’ll break the ice here…I’ll bet this guy goes for Champagne of beer…Miller high life. And he rides a moped to and fro.
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Ohhhh noooooo!
I’ll be the first to admit I have no fashion sense, but that outfit seems to fit just a little too good. To me, it looks like something that was carefully shopped for, and perhaps even tried on.
I’ll even start a pool here if you go out in public wearing that thing, and get some video footage and post it. Say food shopping, or something. Whadda say? I’m good for sending Nate $10 if other visitors commit to the same. Who wants to see Nate in his bleached, stonewashed Uni-tard in public?
Now I’m thinking… what if this is your normal look? What if you go out like this all the time? Now I understand why Mike went all the way to California!
You’re a brave man!
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He is a papist with Romish tendencies (see the rosary on the wall?), yet he has an addiction to watching old episodes of Knight Rider. He has searched long and hard to find a beer that honors both his creed and his favorite actor: David Hasselhoff. PBR is this fella’s beer of choice. Unfortunately, he faile his German class this year so he doesn’t realize that pabst is not the same for Papst.
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@big tex & 2scott-the brew club: hahahahaha
Notice the big toe…
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This guy really wants to try Sapporro’s space beer…he believes he is from a far away galaxy, too. Probably drink something cheap and high octane (Steel Reserve) that tastes like rocket fuel. This will be the official outfit when the perfect stone washing rocks are discovered during a Mars exploration. Too beautiful, too sexy!
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this guy will drink whatever is offered up at the party. he spent his last $200 on this really fly Canadian Tuxedo jumpsuit.
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Thanks Brandon. I can’t get over the picture that Nate chose.
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Brandon, come back anytime. Sometimes we’ll even do something serious.
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When this fella isn’t drinking PBR, he’s into POWERTHIRST! Argh!
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I really wish he had on a helmet made of denim.
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I have to agree with nate and big tex
either miller high life or PBR.
….my kind of guy
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Being the Canadian Tuxedo Jumpsuit I’ll say Labat Blue.
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Thanks for stopping adam!
Mike, good call on the Labatt’s …
Brandon, I may have to patent “Canadian jumsuit!”
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This guy drinks Zima and only Zima.
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