In a past post we discussed stereotypes a bit in a nonjudgmental and humorous attitude. It occurred to those who participated in the discussion that it might be fun to take to higher, beer level, since for the most part, the posts on this blog lean toward the rote information. So occasionally, we will post a picture of an individual(s) and as our readers to do that which are politically-correct-obsessed society detests…stereotype the face(s) associated with the post. What do they drink? Why do they drink it? Where do they drink it? Where do they buy their clothes?…the sky is the limit. Just try to be nice. We here at Thank Heaven For Beer don’t mean to offend…in fact, eventually our own mugshots will be the face to be stereotyped. We applaud diversity (as long is it walks, talks, looks, and smells like us) just as we do sarcastic humor.
With out further ado…stereotype these guys:
These guys don’t drink beer anymore, because it’s just not cool. The were drinking Heineken, but they went through a cycle of other fashionable beverages. In order: Zima, Maui, malt liquor, gin and juice, cognac, Appletinis, Patron, and now they’re on to designer vodka. They drink what everybody else is drinking, because they gotta keep up with the latest trends. Oh, and they get laid all the time, just ask them!
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HAHAHAHA….well said.
I supposed that there may be room for a little beer in their lives still. I thought that perhaps after their group haircut and styling they would shotgun a can of coors light…just to prove they can. While they are buying some glow sticks for the club they are heading to they also pick up a few cans of sparks energy beer (which are shotgunned as well).
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Damn, I knew I forgot some trendy beverages for them: Jaegermeister, and Redbull and vodka.
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These guys drink Stella Artois because they believe it’s the best beer in the world. They can seen at Backstreet Boys reunion tours. They may even be waiting for a beer to come out which is made by Ryan Seacrest…afterall, kid rock is making beer now.
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Bud Ice… because the bottle is wicked-awesome.
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Natural Light… to keep their boyish figures… Gotta love the Nattie Light!
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Nasty light does seem to be a pretty common one.
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Yo man! Where did you find that old picture of The Brew Club! I gotta say, I stopped tweezing my eyebrows since then, but me and my homies find it hard to let go of the turned-up collars. Those were the days – and yes that a bottle of Zima I’m holding!
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You’ve come a long way scott. I can let the tweezing go…I just hope you still keep the bling in your ears!
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Never give up the bling!
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Jager bombs. So they look good with their new haircuts.
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Maybe the occasional Flaming Dr. Pepper… wassup, yo?!?!
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if it was still around….Zima
but most likely Boone’s strawberry hill
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Apple-tinis
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