In obscure circles nationwide, the debate rages on in attempts to settle a century-old question: Is it a sin to drink alcohol? While we are not here to answer a question that need not be asked, we did feel it worthwhile to point out a case in which it might be construed that the real sin is not indulging in the imbibement of a sweet beer. The story hails from across the pond from within the walls of the Church of Engalnd.
With male attendance down in the Church of England, bishops and pastor are beginning to express concern. Not wanting to sit idly by while English Men trade the couch for the pew, the clergy hatched a plan, beginning with Fathers’ Day, a celebration that has been overlooked in the past by the church. With a senior Bishop’s approval, the group decided to offer free Ale as a gift to any male who made it to their local parish this past Father’s day. As I have always found the Anglicans to be a bit of a pragmatic bunch, the bribe surprises me less than the UK Telegraph. Nonetheless, I’d trade the free brew for the lottery number printed in the bulletin of my church that could have possibly been a match for a $25 gift card to Lowe’s (no, I didn’t win).
The plan played out like this:
The plan to distribute ale has upset groups working to tackle alchohol abuse, but the Rt Rev John Inge, the Bishop of Worcester, said that it could help churches to attract more men.
He argued that the free beer was intended to be symbolic of “the generosity of God”.
Men at St Stephen’s church in Barbourne, Worcester, will be handed bottles of beer by children during the service. A prayer will be said for the fathers before the gifts are distributed.
Doubtless, there are more than just a few naysayers; some despising the religion, others the gift, still others find it appalling that one must be lured to church. You will find little condemnation here, nor much praise…I hope you all respond for us in the comments section. In defense, the church points out:
“I don’t see any other time that we can stop and remember fathers, and this is a gesture saying ‘Here’s something that will bless you,’” he said.
“Posies of flowers are given to mums on Mothering Sunday and we wanted to give a laddish, blokeish gift to the men. A bottle of beer hits the mark. The whole of life is to be celebrated in church.”
Theology aside, I am sure that there were many happy men this past Sunday, and perhaps a few new rosy red faces in the pews. How about you…Do you think the church crossed the line or made a wise tactical move?
I see no sin in drinking beer, I love a good beer, but I don’t think men should have to be bribed to attend church, it should be a decision they make at their own will… just my own opinion.
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I view the church’s attempt to lure men to church on Sunday is an act of desperation. It reminds me of other congregations’ similar attempts to draw more people in with clever marketing and give-away’s. If the church’s mission is the salvation of souls, I daresay there’s more effective means than bribery.
Overall, in and of itself, I see no problem in giving fathers a beer on Father’s Day. And (surprise!), I see no problem with partaking in a nice, malty beverage on a regular basis.
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It is a tad pragmatic to me. However, I wish that churches around this area would do that…I’d be a new attendee at one every week .
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I was a bit irritated, as well…it seemed so “low brow” You know, “men can’t be intellectually or emotionally drawn to church so let’s give ‘em beer” in a Homer Simpson sense.
But, I realize that almost all churches (at least those I am familiar with) bribe their guests to come, whether it be through the coolest sound system, a swift projector, cool LCD flat screen tvs in the atrium, free coffee, a band that plays rock and roll music for the congregation to sing along to, a jungle gym in the nursery…I could go on and on…
Bribes seem to be all to common in many (but not all) circles of Christendom.
@Big Tex…desperation…yes.
@angel…Thanks for stopping by! Free will? I’ll take it!
@ Mike…how about I join you?
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Once you get past all of the soul saving, a church is still a business, with rent/mortgage, insurance, taxes, utilities, and salaries. They have to make ends meet, and less people chipping in to the coffers means less money to pay the bills. I think it’s pretty transparent, and a little sad, but I guess a free beer would soften the blow of going to chuch (sorry, not a religious guy).
As long as a church’s emphasis is on the people and not the money, I don’t see a problem with doing whatever it takes to boost your attendance. On the other hand, those faith healers on TV need to be arrested.
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I agree about the faith healers. Put them in chains.
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Somehow this story passed me by – & I’m on this side of the pond :~)
(I don’t however read The Telegraph – a right-wing broadsheet)
The Q I really wanted to ask is “which beer?” (I couldn’t see the answer in the news piece) – see I could get excited enough to have a Damascene conversion if the Revd was offering a hoppy IPA or Imperial Stout, but I’d be looking elsewhere for a cool & foamy glass of Duvel if he tried to palm me off with a bottle of Fosters or Carling!
cheers
Mike
(followed you over here from your comments over on Melissa’s excellent https://girlsguidetobeer.blogspot.com/ )
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Thanks for visiting Mike. I’m glad that you came over from there and gave Melissa credit…I’ve been over there before and will stop back by now that you mentioned it. Nate wrote this piece…so, hopefully he will know that answer as to the type of beer. I would almost naturally guess that it was a bitter. I share the sentiments on the Carling and especially the Fosters.
P.S. I was recently in London and South Hampton, so I understand some distain for the Carling.
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Carling currently have an ad extolling the virtues of their lager being made with 100% British Barley – great use of language there(!) as my guess is it’s about 20% corn as well as the 100% British Barley :~)
https://www.carling.com/beer/barley-map/ (will ask for proof of age)
I’ve been meaning to talk to the UK Advertising Standards Agency about it, as I really think it sets out to be misleading. (in advertising? – I know! – who’da thunk it!?)
That said, the scroll along hand-drawn guide to brewing on the site is pretty cool.
Just read your comments elsewhere on here about the ubiquity of low strength Bitter in UK pubs – I totally agree, even in pubs that really know how to look after cask beer (a real skill in itself) often the range is simply several bitters of varying origin/strength (say 3.8 – 5%ABV).
We brew 5 staple beers + a changing seasonal & each has a different recipe, brewing method, style, ABV & colour (Pilsner, Golden Ale, Hybrid Dark Beer, Hoppy low ABV Bitter, rich red ale & currently a wheat beer – broadly Belgian style – all on cask, some also in bottle).
There are a fairly wide range of UK beer styles out there & some pubs pride themselves on always having a true choice (Mild, Old, Porter, Stout, Golden Ales, proper IPA, etc) but they’re quite a rarity.
Local to me, this is one such place – https://www.theshipandmitre.com/
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I love the interaction, Mike. By the way, that’s my name too. I absolutely agree that the caring for those cask beers is a task, so I appreciate that side of the equation. I was a little disappointed about the selection at some places. However, I still need to write a couple follow-up articles about some highlights.
I was able to go to some Samuel Smith’s brew pubs and had some good stuff there. The extra-stout was a much welcomed respite from bitterdom. I also had Grolsch’s wheat, which I enjoyed as a change of pace. I found some Old Peculiar and some other good stuff, too. I have to say that the most interesting beer, by far, was the Brain’s Dark that I had in South Hampton. Also, as poor as the choice on beer was some times, it beat the hell out of France, Portugal, and Spain.
To be fair, I know that the highway and byways is the better place to find stuff and we were primarily in London. I’ll be back and searching for some Old Ales and the like.
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In addition, it sounds like Carling and Budweiser would be a match made in heaven…revisionist type twisting.
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thanks for stopping by @Sarah and @MikeMcG.
I wish I knew the variety of beer pandered to complacent UK fathers, but alas, the article mentioned is the only source I could find. Based of declining membership (and subsequent declining monetary contribution) I wouldn’t shoot for the stars as far as far as quality is concerned!
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I’ve not had Brain’s Dark for a long while, but I think it’s broadly a dark mild, low in ABV & light in body, with some good roasty/choc malt character – it inspired the guys behind Australia’s excellent Cooper’s Brewery to have a go at the style too.
There are a few cracking London pubs where you can find a real range of decent Brit beer (almost all on cask) – famously The White Horse, Parson’s Green, but also The Wenlock Arms (Hoxton), The Oakdale Arms (Harringey) and The Pembury Tavern (Hackney). There’s prob a good few more, but I’ve not lived there for about 7 years.
The brewpub I used to work at (ZeroDegrees, Blackheath, SE London) had a great range, but not really many in UK styles. Likewise Meantime Brewing has a good bar The Greenwich Union, (in Greenwich! – not far from their brewery in Charlton), with, I hear, some great beers, but it’s not really a trad English boozer, partly as it doesn’t have much cask beer & partly as it’s more of a loungey bar. Well worth a visit, though.
@Nate – shame they don’t mention the beer they gave out – but the comments about “manly” & “laddish” makes me think of mass-brew lager before a decent bottled ale!
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I’ll check out some of those places next time I’m that way. Brains was a dark mild and had some minty sort of medicinal notes to it. In London, I went to the Lowlander which had a ton of nice Belgian stuff on draught, including Meantime’s Belgian.
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Here is an article that makes of sense of desperate measures:
https://insightscoop.typepad.com/2004/2009/06/anglican-bishop-church-of-england-likely-gone-in-thirty-years.html
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