What ill things can one say about Unibroue? Well, the patriotic Canadian may complain that it is owned by Sapporo. Other than that, this brewery located in Quebec Canada, puts out some fantastic Belgian style ales with quirky apocalyptic sounding names (La Fin Du Monde = The End of The World; Maudite = Damned). Perhaps since the language of the province is French (one of the three national languages of Belgium) it mystically elevates their Belgian style ability, or perhaps founder AndrĂ© Dion’s was just that talented.
Regardless, I am rarely let down by Unibroue product. In fact, I may go so far as to say that the Belgian reformation here in the US craft beer scene was pushed along by Unibroue.
I picked up a bottle of Unibroue’s Terrible, without knowing much about it. I have tasted everything by the brewery that could be found locally up to this point, and Terrible was a new addition to the shelves. (Does any one else pester the staff incessantly for new arrivals?) The dark black bottle with silver writing was ominous enough to entice the dark side in me to purchase.
The Pour:
Terrible (man I love saying that) pours dark and black into the glass. It looks like a thin stout, except for the fantastic carbonation. The head wasted no time in disappearing, leaving a sticky resin and great design work on the inside of the glass.
The Aroma:
Like Pavlov’s famous drooling canine, I half expected roasted coffee aromas, like a Stout, to emerge from the glass, as this beer reminded me of a stout in appearance. Instead a burst of fresh white grape, like smelling a pinot grigio, hit the nostrils. Odd indeed. But, in the words of the late Micheal Jackson, “It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white.” Following this berry burst were classic Belgian spices: Coriander, Clove, even Nutmeg, I thought. A hint of alcohol hits the nose, but is less than expected for a 10.5% ABV.
The Taste:
How sweet it is! Yes, I know this is a dark beer, but it tasted so white grape-ish! I mean, give this to a wine snob, and they will fall for it! There is not much balancing the sweetness, as hops are nearly imperceptible. The dark color of the beer shows itself in a great nutty flavor that pairs so well with the up front sweet burst. Certainly candy sugar was used in this thin brew, and when mixed with the mild alcohol bite, yields a slight rum flavor.
Overall Thoughts:
I will buy this again, though I do think it was just a tad off balance and could use a bit more hop bitterness. I always applaud a beer with a big ABV bite that hides the flavor of alcohol like this one did, as it allows the tongue to pick up on other nuances.
Nate’s Rating:
Overall Satisfaction:
Among other Dar Strong Belgian Ales:
Among other Unibroe Specialty Brews:
I’ve always been a huge fan of Unibroue’s products (despite being owned by Sapporo). Have to say I am a little jealous I have yet to see this beer hit any of the stores here in Vancouver. Brewery Creek can thank you for the harassment they are about to receive.
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A couple months back I saw this with the whole line up of Unibroue beers, I opted for the 2002 Quelque Chose and the 17. I think I’ll have to go back and try the Terrible. Sounds pretty good.
BTW, great review title, you got me! I was excited to read about some horrible, mind numbing beer.
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That is a nice title. I thought that Sleeman owned Unibroue…oh, well.
@Simply beer. Did you mull any of that Chose like they suggest? I tried it that way and actually liked it a little better. Terrible is a good beer, though. My father-in-law commented on the name of the beer when he saw my empty bottle.
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Favourite parts of this post (apart from the obvious – ie: the beer)
1. Terrible is such a great word, but always makes me think of the Oz classic film Muriel’s Wedding
2. The fact you managed to get Michael Jackson into a beer review. You may have done that before I was reading of course, but still – credit where credit’s due.
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@cbjerrisgaard: Bummer! geographically, I am closer Quebec, so that may have something to do with it.
@Simply Beer: I haven’t tried the Chose. If they carried it around here it would have been my first choice too. Thanks for liking the title…I thought it might rope a few folks in.
@beer_scientist: Sapporo acquired Sleeman in ’06…crazy corporate mergers and takeovers!
@David: Thanks! I snuck in Michael Jackson (the musician) as a subtle pun for beer drinkers (like me) who admire The Other Michael Jackson.
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@ Nate… I caught the Michael Jackson pun. Good stuff!
I have not seen Terrible in the stores yet, but then again, I haven’t been looking. A couple years back, I was able to sample a Trader Joe’s holiday beer, made by the folks at Unibroue. As it was a holiday special brew, I detected a higher level of spices. Ok, I guess. I was none too impressed. In fact, it didn’t seem to measure up to what Unibroue typically offers. C’est la vie…
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@Big Tex: I’ve not had Trader Joe’s…I have a lot to look out for! I used to despise highly spiced beer, but now I look for them. I can’t wait for Oktoberfest season, and then the winter seasonals!
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Well, Trader Joe’s is a grocery store, that has it’s own line of things, including beers (brewed by someone else). Great store for natural food, eccentric food folks out there AND at a reasonable price.
But since you live in Ohio, here’s an idea of where you’d have to go.
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“cbjerrisgaard : Brewery Creek can thank you for the harassment they are about to receive.”
i know BCreek has carried the standard Unibroues but know nothing about Terrible..
at least that’s what they tell me everytime i ask for it…
last spring the bc liquor board did carry Terrible for a short time but now you have to special order it through them. that is as long as it’s still being brewed
i heard someone speaking nonsense that it was discontinued but i put no stock in such conjecture…. since on Unibroue’s site it looks to be actively brewed.
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Terrible is so good…drinking right now actually!! Great review by the way.
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Primary Format…Glad you liked it. It is a great beer I need to revisit soon. THanks for stopping by, hope to see you by here again sometime!
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So I tried this a while ago while traveling for work. Ironically I had to leave Alberta and head to Texas to try it. I haven’t had a lot of luck getting anyone in my one horse Alberta town to stock it but Houston Texas is a great hookup. There is a small bar in downtown called the “Canadian”. Go figure I was there watching some playoff hockey, and some guy beside me ordered a bottle. An odd glance by me and he asked the barkeep for a second glass. We sat there the rest of the night trying to figure out how we never ran into each other before since we grew up about 20kms from each other. Strange things beer will do to a person. As for the Brew. I never go to Houston (9-12 time per year) with having a “Terrible” night.
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That’s a cool story. You’re not the first person from Canada to say a similar thing about this particular beer. I always find it odd when I can’t get something that is brewed right here while other people, who are further away, can. At least you can get it now. Thanks for stopping by and sharing.
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