My lovely wife had a brain child.  That brain child was to tell you what it's like to be married to a beer geek like myself.  Sit back and hold... When my husband and I married almost seven years ago, he was well on his way to beer geekdom. Obviously, now he has fully arrived and recently dedicated an article to this topic. After reading the “Top Ten Signs that you're a Beer Geek,” I became conscious not only of those qualities in the beer geeks I know but also some common phenomena that their wives share, which is now the subject of this article... The Top Ten Signs that You're the Wife of a Beer Geek: 10. You aren't a “beer drinker,” and yet you recognize and affirm that drinking beer involves a culture and experience. You've been a consistent observer of that world and even had occasions to participate in it. 9. You are not a beer drinker, yet you've tasted dozens, even hundreds of different beers... 8. ...and not only so, but you actually know how to taste (sight, smell, taste—you would never offend your beer geek spouse by just picking up the glass and taking a ...

MillerCoors recently recalled cans of cold Coors Light after the company determined the batch, brewed at the MillerCoors Georgia brewery  was "subpar."  A conspiracy theorist at heart, I have spent countless hours contemplating the actual reason for the recall.  Feel free to add any as you see fit! 10. Neanderthal like Coors Light consumers were caught launching cans of the "Silver Bullet" at obsessed fans of the movie Twilight, fearing them to be actual vampires.  The company feared lawsuits.  Fortunately, no goths were hurt in the incidents. 9. Clever marketing.  Any press is good press.  Brittany Spears shaved her head, John and Kate Plus Eight parade their divorce across The Learning Channel, Sinéad O'Connor tore up a photo of the Pope, and MillerCoors "recalled" beer. 8. Someone forgot to urinate in the this particular batch.  Dang! 7. A disgruntled employee replaced the "r" in "Coors" with an "n" on all of one particular shipment of cans.   Fearing racial discrimination lawsuits, the company had no choice but to bite the bullet and dump profit. 6. A pipe routing mistake actually filled the cans with Miller Light.  The megolomaniacal company did not want their loyal brainwashed consumers to get too big for their britches after indulging ...