My little brother just sent me a link to “the best” beers to drink on the Men’s Health website. They list 40 beers, with Bigfoot by Sierra Nevada as number 40. It has something like 330 calories. Best beer to drink on the list? You guessed it, MGD 64. So, the best is the the worst? Is that it, now? Of course, the fundamental issues in the article is more along the lines that a couple of beers is actually good for your health, so here is beer without the flavor and calories in lieu of a better life.

Let’s think about this: the top beers listed are light lagers/pilsners.  Guinness makes the list as a better 136-calorie beer, but there is little on the list besides lagers and a couple of stouts and other English Ales.  Of course the Bigfoot Barley-wine is going to be one of the heaviest on calories.  It’s a big beer that is supposed to have a fair amount of residual sweetness–hence sugar, hence calories.  But it’s unique and an experience that is outside what is essentially the same beer listed over and over (especially the “good” ones).

Don’t get me wrong, I run 3 or 4 times a week, do pull-ups, push-ups, dips, stomach exercises and a plethora of other healthy actions.  I watch my diet and eat meals that are optimal for health.  I love being fit and have a good quality of life, as far as my health is concerned. I do love the health benefits of beer.  Here’s the thing, though.  I eat less meat than I used to, but when I do eat it, I eat a rib-eye or filet over cubed steak.  Why?  I want to taste it.  I want the caloric intake.  I want a memorable experience.  What do you want when you eat a meal? Insipidity?  Commonality?  Pedestrian experience?  I didn’t think so.  I think (or I wish) that we are all Epicures in our hearts.  Not the snotty variety, just those who appreciate goodness.  Am I wrong?

Life is a long journey of some very forgettable experiences.  Day to day life can be a drag at times.  Ever said, “Same shit, different day” (or expressed that sentiment)?  I know I have.  Life is too short to be drinking flavorless beverages.  Maybe cutting out loaded nachos or including a good beer as a daily part of one’s caloric intake is a more viable solution than dumbing down our taste buds.  That’s my take and solution to Men’s Health’s approach to beer.  Better beer is actually way worse in the case of the Men’s Health list.

Calories?  That’s the sticking point?  If I take in some extra calories while drinking good beer, then I’ll just have to deal with that.  Worst case senario is that I die a couple of years sooner or carry a bit extra weight.  I’d rather live now than live longer but not really live at all. What about you?