This past Saturday my wife and I set out to celebrate our sixth wedding anniversary.  With my dad and stepmother watching the kids, headed downtown.  The several restaurants we were hoping to dine at were either packed or parking was non existent.  After an hour of driving, we ended up at a location not on our list:  The Maumee Bay brewing company.

Before you scold me for a brewery NOT being sought out initially, here me out:  My wife is pregnant.  She likes loves beer.  She cannot drink beer right now.  Renouncing apathy, I did not want the poor girl to be forced to watch me indulge in the forbidden fruit.  As it is, with four kids, going out to eat alone is a semi-annual event.  Anyway, there we were at the only Microbrewery in the Toledo area.

It is a shame that I have never visited the brewpub, but I had my reasons.  The brewery only one beer sold in stores that is produced by the microbrewery I found to be quite fowl.  You may remember it from our discussion on “sink-worthy beers.” Consequentially, I was not jumping at the chance to sample other varieties.  But there we were, and I found myself excited.  Our table was located right next to the large copper brew kettle, hot liquor tank, and the stainless steel fermenters.  Beautiful!  Minus the flat screen TV’s (they don’t belong in a ‘pub’) the setting was nice!  Unfortunately, the beer menu was not.

Absent from the menu, was any sense of individuality.  There were no big beers (besides Avery’s Maharajah, but I am talking about the brewery’s line), no unique recipes…just your run of the mill line line up:  Pale Ale, Lager, India Pale Ale, etc.  I do know the brewery puts out more varieties, but if they were available, the waitress neglected to offer.  In fact, when I ordered their IPA, the waitress condescendingly aske,d, “uhhhh…do you like bitter beers.”

“Missy, do you know who you’re talking to,”  I replied.  “Your entire beer knowledge fits in one my tiniest vivid recollections!!!!”

Well, I wanted to say that.  Anyway, the IPA arrived, I took a sniff (centennial hops…grapefruit…caramel malts) took a swallow, and was let down.  Please hear me out.  It wasn’t BAD, but it wasn’t great.  It was absolutely typical.  I would give it 2.5 stars.  The food came, and was good.  The waitress, while quite absent, was fairly pleasant.  Because I was alone with my lovely wife, I had a good time.

But I have been thinking non stop about the Maumee Bay Brewing Company.  I just do not understand why anyone would purchase hundreds of thousands of dollars of brewing equipment, renovate a historic building, and then produce nothing memorable!  Within half an hour of being there, we found we were the ONLY patrons int he entire restaurant, on a Saturday night.  I could not help but question whether others found this brewery’s beer to be as forgettable as I did.

I began stipulating reasons for this and postulated that the brewery was built around a business plan (the restaurant).  That is, the brewery was not the brainchild of a passionate home brewer, but perhaps a entrepreneurially minded restaurateur or business man.  I could be wrong…I don’t know the story, but it makes sense.  This seems plausible as several restaurants owned by the same entity are housed in the building that is also home to the brewery.  Also, were quality brewed beer the focus rather than the food, I do believe I would see six packs of Maumee Bay Brewing’s beer in the grocery and beer stores in the area.

I do intend on stopping back, as I read that the brewery intends on launching a series of “big beers” that will be sold in 20oz bombers–a step in the right direction for these guys!  All this beeing said, I do appreciate this brewery.  At least they are trying.  Like I said, there are no other breweries in the area.  They are adding just a bit of culture to a city in decline, and I think they are headed in the right direction. I hope at some point to get a behind the scenes look and foster some local pride.

So the question I asked myself, and I ask you, is…why would a brewery settle for mediocrity?  A lack of imagination?