While perusing through an exhaustive compilation of beer blogs last night, I saw one that piqued my interest:  Taking The Beard Out Of BeerHmmmm…has someone discovered the secret ingredient in my homebrew?

In all seriousness, I have found it fascinating that in this great American mass of consumers, shopping carts guided by males carry beer (typically) and those guided by females carry so-called “girly” drinks:  i.e. Schmirnoff Ice.   There is a drastic polarization between what “guy drinks” are and “gal drinks” are, beer typically being a guy drink.  Research has shown that males account for 75% of the beer consuming population, and based off what we witness in the blog world, female beer geeks are an even slighter minority.  Why is this so perplexing to me?

  • Beer tastes so good…why wouldn’t a woman find it as delicious as me and my buddies?
  • Foofy drinks are a guaranteed stomach ache for the immoderate partaker.
  • Post WWII and especially post-sexual revolution America has seen the gender distinctions blurred…i.e. Men are more domesticated and women have integrated more into the workforce.
  • There really isn’t a foofy food category when compared to the alcoholic beverage industry.

Differences between the sexes, are natural, no doubt.  Men are not born with uterus’ after all and women are hard pressed to grow burly lumber jack beards.  But beer?

In the blog mentioned above, the author discusses a Coors initiative that actually focused research to discover why there seems to be a female aversion to beer.  The survey revealed that it isn’t the flavor of beer, perse, that keeps women from consuming it in the same quantities of men, but other factors such as glassware and a general lack of knowledge when ordering.  Well, I can’t swallow this because it’s Coors we’re talking about here.  They weren’t out trying to find why fine craft beer is consumed by more males, but why their beer is not.  The general population when ordering, males included, choose between Bud, Coors, and Miller.  How much knowledge does one need to choose between bland, bland, and bland?  And glassware??? Sheesh…

Per the results of their research, Coors is apparently putting out a beer geared towards women.  As you might have guessed, it isn’t really beer.  Taking the Beard Out of Beer describes it as:

A (currently nameless) ultra-fine filtered beer to take out all colour (and one presumes flavour), it is then pumped full of things like ‘dragon fruit’ and ‘green tea’, which merely creates a fizzy, synthetic and grossly sweet flavour, in other words it’s an airhead of a product –

Is this the problem?  Marketing?  Are the big industries stuck in the pre-sexual revolution America and deciding for our country’s genders what constitutes a manly drink and what constitutes a sissy drink?  If so, it is mind boggling.  Unless you are selling maxi pads or jock straps,  gender based marketing is only going to shrink your marketing base or get you in hot water with the ACLU.

Don’t get me wrong, I know there are women out there who love a nice bold craft beer.  I am married to one, but really, for the most part, beer=man and fruit malt beverage=women.  This has got to change, if anything for the sake of millions of females’ underprivileged taste buds.

Perhaps there is a science to the connundrum.  Could it be that the female brain, fo rthe most part, is hard wired to interpret sweet fruity flavors more favorably than a standard beer?  If so, they are just trying the wrong beer.  A nice Lambic might be common ground.

What do you think?  Does the special lady in your life prefer Zima, or for the ladies, does your man go after a sudcy draught?  Why or why not?

This post could lead to some nice discussion as to whether gender distinction is good, bad, or natural…