I thought that this would be a nice post the day before the election.  Of course this is a hypothetical article characterizing the debates that the two have had.  I will also throw in some more vicious rumors that have occured.  This is not an endorsement of any particular candidate.  How much more bipartisan can I get?  All of this will happen in the context of talking about beer. Question : Do you support beer? McCain:  My opponent has voted against numerous beer bills that I had a hand in promoting.  I have a track record of beer advocacy and have fought for beer rights.  My opponent has hated beer his whole life.  Although he lacks experience to run a brewery.  You will see that I have the experience necessary.  My opponent has been close friends with a man who purposely brewed skunky beer in an attempt to undermine our beerconomy.  He listened to a preacher of beer hate for 20 years.  Friends, we don't need someone who doesn't understand beer in this confusing time of the mirco-brew revolution.  We need someone who is looking out for Joe 6 pack, 12 pack, 24 pack, 30 pack, pony keg and keg.  We need ...